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"Forget GPs for a moment, we could be competing with the Great British mother to provide this new service"
"There must be a pretty strong case for persuading people to put their hand in their pocket"
"Having kindly given one lady much more than her allotted three minutes to explain why she shouldn't dose her baby up with Medised, she bought some anyway"
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To be able to make use of this 'improved access' the patient must be ill on a Monday. Anybody who becomes ill on a Tuesday will either be dead or better by the following Monday evening
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"We don't need such a big incentive to get out of bed as the supermodels, but we'll be having a lie in till some pound notes are dangled in front of us"
"I've always felt that people are far too keen to pour medicines down their little one's neck. God gave us an immune system for a reason"
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AZ has recognised how powerful we can be in influencing patients' medicine-taking. And it is prepared to pay for some of that influence
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"Release two sounds like a dream for GPs, but we'll be the ones doing the extra leg work"
"You are more likely to find a village pharmacy these days than a bank, post office, GP surgery, police station or chip shop"
"My smartcard rarely sees the light of day so I would have to be careless enough to mislay my whole wallet to lose it."

"Forget men's health clinics, Viagra for sale would provide men with exactly the "passport" Dr Banks says they need"
"After a few drinks there will always be a clever clogs who wants to know about the price of a 'wrap'"
"Now that pharmacy is finally becoming a minority interest among MPs it's become even clearer how much hot air blows around the corridors of Westminster"
"It looks suspiciously like the pharmacy profession may be, after hundreds of years of steadfast service, dependability and resilience, about to implode"
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